Neu in der Sammlung: #dielegendederwächter #legendoftheguardians in der 3D-Edition, gebraucht sehr günstig und top Zustand. 🦉

#BluRay #physicalmediaforever #bluraycollection #filmliebe #3dbluray

Does the #ZackSnyder movie about #EdgelordOwls also have a scene where an old, wisened critter with a walking staff talks about becoming an All Slut Slut Phoenix Echidna Slut? Because that would be awesome and I might actually watch it for that alone.

In my quest to find GENUINE criticism of this movie in video essay form continues. Hubby did find a video by Nostalgia Critic that I don't think was the one I watched. We both find him insufferable, and this isn't the video criticism I had already seen, because that was a quite good video essay by a quite good video essayist.

If you have a URL to a video that is critical of "Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole" please post. These videos are suspiciously absent when doing Google or YouTube searches; only the gamut of faint praise to ebullient praise seems to be discoverable now.

My prior attempt at surfacing: https://tech.lgbt/@toolbear/111468854935387636

#LegendOfTheGuardians #OwlsOfGahoole #HidingInPlainSight #MemoryHole
#Google #Enshittification

Tim @toolbear@ Taylor 🌻🇺🇦🇵🇸✊ (@[email protected])

It's impossible that a director as HUGE as #ZackSnyder directing a largely forgotten CG #animated #movie about #EdgelordOwls has avoided any and all criticism of his #DickBirb tale: "Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole". At least 1 person created at least 1 #VideoEssay systematically tearing this movie apart AND this video received lots of positive reactions and social media spread. It's impossible that this didn't happen. AND YET… …according to #Google's lying results, there is nothing but ebulient praise and fans fawning over Zach Snyder entirely juvenille, locked in teenage boy morality, fascist grooming yarn about #Owls and #Owlets, aka #DickBirds that are dumb as rocks. My request today is the same as yesterday. Please reply with the URL of ANY video on #YouTube or #Vimeo criticising — ideally lambasting — The Legend of Ga'Hoole's cinematic adaption. https://tech.lgbt/@toolbear/111464815842926961 #MemoryHole #BoostsWelcome 🔁

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@NickSchwanck @graceghughes
Just betas trying to make the flanges around their necks look bigger than they are.

My husband just told me how Tina Fey and Matt Damon took the piss out of LEGEND OF THE GUARDIANS: THE OWLS OF GA'HOOLE on the show 30 Rock. The episode is called "Double Edged Sword" (you'll need to watch the full episode, the clips leave off the comedy gold).

Matt Damon as Carol — an adult airline pilot — goes all reverant weepy teenager over the edgelord owls because Carol couldn't handle a woman disagreeing with him. The escalation during the waiting on the tarmac scenes is comedy gold.

#30Rock #TinaFey #MattDamon #ZackSnyder #LegendOfTheGuardians #OwlsOfGaHoole
#Owls #DickBirbs #EdgelordOwls

Okay so that was #LegendOfTheGuardians; absolutely effing gorgeous visuals, I'm okay with stuff which really feels like it was a lot more developed in the books, and with it being owl Lord of the Rings, there's a little too much The Singular Hero myth imho.

oh yeah, now that they're done with the Etheric Phlogiston Reactor, it's time for the great aerial combat scene! NYAAAAOHHH WATCH YOUR HIGH TWELVE RED FIVE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE PICKED UP TWO BANDITS NYYYAAAAOOOH DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

#LegendOfTheGuardians

Whoa and now they're using Dead Can Dance as the epic mystical music for destroying the Etheric Phlogiston Reactor because they're just that Australian.

#LegendOfTheGuardians

"There is only one Lord of the Ring. And he does not share power." Owl-Sauron practically said this verbatim just now. #LegendOfTheGuardians