I'm sure it will ALL BE FINE.

What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

Mind you, if you consider the #LargeHadronCollider caused this glitch into a parallel universe in the first place, might this reverse it?

One can only hope.

#CERN #Antimatter

Schwerer Proton-Bruder nach 50 Jahren nachgewiesen

Am Teilchenbeschleuniger LHC am CERN wurde das sogenannte Ξcc⁺-Teilchen nachgewiesen – ein protonenähnliches Baryon mit vierfacher Protonenmasse.

https://www.heise.de/-11215370?wt_mc=sm.red.ho.mastodon.mastodon.md_beitraege.md_beitraege&utm_source=mastodon

#CERN #LargeHadronCollider #Physik #Teilchenphysik #Wissenschaft #news

CERN: Upgraded LHCb detector discovers heavy proton counterpart

The LHCb experiment at CERN has detected the Ξcc⁺ – a proton-like particle with two charm quarks and four times the proton mass.

https://www.heise.de/en/news/CERN-Upgraded-LHCb-detector-discovers-heavy-proton-counterpart-11214924.html?wt_mc=sm.red.ho.mastodon.mastodon.md_beitraege.md_beitraege&utm_source=mastodon

#CERN #LargeHadronCollider #Physik #Teilchenphysik #Wissenschaft #news

CERN: Aufgerüsteter LHCb-Detektor entdeckt schweres Proton-Pendant

Das LHCb-Experiment am CERN hat das Ξcc⁺ nachgewiesen – ein protonenähnliches Teilchen mit zwei Charm-Quarks und vierfacher Protonenmasse.

https://www.heise.de/news/CERN-Aufgeruesteter-LHCb-Detektor-entdeckt-schweres-Proton-Pendant-11214835.html?wt_mc=sm.red.ho.mastodon.mastodon.md_beitraege.md_beitraege&utm_source=mastodon

#CERN #LargeHadronCollider #Physik #Teilchenphysik #Wissenschaft #news

CERN adds a new particle to subatomic menagerie
The Large Hadron Collider's subatomic discoveries didn't stop with the Higgs boson: This week, scientists at Europe's CERN research center announced that the collider's LHCb experiment has detected a doubly charmed particle that's like a proton, but four times as weighty.

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https://cosmiclog.com/2026/03/17/cern-adds-a-new-particle-to-subatomic-menagerie/
#UniverseToday #CERN #LargeHadronCollider #ParticlePhysics #Physics #Science

Everytime our timeline gets that much worse, I can't help but think that maybe we should just start tossing things into the #LHC just to see if we can't find that pathway to a utopian timeline that we were obviously robbed of in 2016.

#LargeHadronCollider #Large_Hadron_Collider #weasel #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite #Shitpost #Shitposting

⚛️ How does the biggest #particleaccelerator help to understand the smallest building blocks of #matter?

Ass. Profs. Kristof De Bruyn & Ann-Kathrin Perrevoort use the #LargeHadronCollider @CERN to collide #protons with the aim to discover unexplained phenomena. 💥

Read about the long search for new #physics in our new article 👇
🔗https://www.rug.nl/fse/news/science-in-focus/the-long-search-for-new-physics

🧪 #SciComm #ScienceinFocus #ScienceNewsroom #particlephysics #gravity #proton #research #science #scientistsOnMastodon @universityofgroningen

RHIC Era Ends: 25 Years of Particle Research at Brookhaven Laboratory

The last collisions at RHIC took place on February 6, 2026. The particle accelerator provided insights into Big Bang matter for 25 years.

https://www.heise.de/en/news/RHIC-Era-Ends-25-Years-of-Particle-Research-at-Brookhaven-Laboratory-11169347.html?wt_mc=sm.red.ho.mastodon.mastodon.md_beitraege.md_beitraege&utm_source=mastodon

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RHIC-Ära endet: 25 Jahre Teilchenforschung am Brookhaven Laboratory

Am 6. Februar 2026 fanden die letzten Kollisionen am RHIC statt. Der Teilchenbeschleuniger lieferte 25 Jahre lang Einblicke in die Urknall-Materie.

https://www.heise.de/news/RHIC-Aera-endet-25-Jahre-Teilchenforschung-am-Brookhaven-Laboratory-11169312.html?wt_mc=sm.red.ho.mastodon.mastodon.md_beitraege.md_beitraege&utm_source=mastodon

#CERN #LargeHadronCollider #Teilchenphysik #Wissenschaft #news