J: would make fun of you for knowing a Homestuck reference, but wouldn't recognize them without having them pointed out to her.
V: would make fun of you for knowing a Homestuck reference; recognizes the more obvious Homestuck references but not deeper cuts. Worried that Uzi or N will someday namedrop "kismesissitude" to describe her and/or Lizzy's relationship with Uzi.
Lizzy: would not recognize most Homestuck references or make fun of you, but would make Annoyed Popular Girl Noises if she realized that the topic of Homestuck had unexpectedly come up.
N: into Homestuck.
Nori: not only into Homestuck but also Problem Sleuth and delved into the earlier MSPA stories.
Uzi: into Homestuck, and kind of annoyed that her mom is into one of the same things she's into.
Khan: knows some references but is blissfully unaware of the greater significance thereof, only aware of Homestuck as "that thing my wife and daughter sometimes mention".
Thad: neither knows nor cares.
Solver: too busy devouring the universe to recognize or care about Homestuck.
Doll: Lizzy annoys her once; as revenge, Doll namedrops a term like "quadrant vaccilation" and gives Lizzy space to look it up on her own.
Alice: wrote this post, titled it "vuzinstuck" in her draft files.

