EYELASH MAN #15

Eyelash Man #15: “Office Coffee”

“I’ve tried it with Redbull but my cornea was never the same”

#15 #Coffee #eye #eyelash #eyelashMan #Funny #keurig #Office #pods #waterloo

The water tank om my #Keurig has developed a small hairline crack, and I discovered it only because there was some mineral buildup there. I guess it's time to find another one.

I am always amazed when someone thinks to write out a recipe for a food where the entire ingredients list and recipe are there in the name: iced coffee. This #keurig machine helpfully explains how to make “easy” iced coffee, as if there was a hard way.

Or is there some little endian big endian debate over whether the coffee or the ice goes in first?
#coffee #icedcoffee #morningthoughts

Any #Ontario folks have a supplier they like for #Keurig parts?

I need one of these....

eBay listing I found wanted $25 for shipping

Heads up for all y'all out there what have a #Keurig and like cheap #coffee , Schnucks currently has their Culinara brand 12 count K-cups on sale for $1!

#STL #MO #stlouis #missouri

Enshitification in retail.

The same coffee isle before single-use plastic Keurig coffee ‘convenience’ and after.

If you’re using Keurig you don’t give a fuck about the planet.

As per #alttext on pic-2, energy- and processing-wise, far more package than product.

Note as well how competition has taken a backseat to coddling brand giants looking to destroy the competitive market.

(Hello Tim’s: seen.)

#Keurig #Enshitification #environment #waste #disgrace #timhortons

Several months ago my ≈ 10 year old Keurig started to squirt out less coffee than it used to. I changed the filters, cleaned it several times with the usual methods, and even took it apart to make sure none of the hoses and valves (especially that check valve on top everyone talks about) were blocked. I found nothing wrong. I gave everything a good cleaning and put it back together, resigning myself to having to push the button more than once to get a full cup.

Then a couple of weeks ago, it started to make an awful whining noise when pumping water and I was sure I was going to have to buy another one. But after only one day of that, the noise stopped and it started giving me full cups again! Yay!

But I'm not fooling myself. After all of that I fully expect this thing to completely stop working and any given moment. When that happens, I'm considering going back to a regular drip coffee maker. They are much cheaper, and they make your whole house smell like coffee, which I kinda miss and the Keurig doesn't do that.

#Coffee #Keurig

What ever happened to #Keurig's zero-plastic K-Rounds and their Alta coffee maker?

https://www.keurig.com/hub/lifestyle/k-rounds

I haven't seen anything about it since mid-2024!

Hub Blogs

If you DIY #Keurig #coffee #pods, may I recommend this: 288 ready-to-use pods w/ foldover lids & pre-applied adhesive for a permanent airtight seal for $90.
✅ iFillCup Pods-288 White self-fillable single-serve coffee pods for use in Keurig brewers
https://a.co/d/6YW0Hi3
Amazon.com

@LeoBurr Great example recently was a #Keurig mini that “died” during descaling. A thermal switch tripped - like a little diaphragm thermostat.

You can just push a reset button right?

NOPE!

You need to take apart the machine to reach the button and reset it. I was tempted to drill a little hole in the side plastic so it would be reachable in the future.

I’m convinced that Keurig designs it that way on purpose. “Oh looks like my Keurig just happened to die… time to buy a new one!”

(I’m probably going to go back to a French Press anyways.) #enshittified #enshittification