Someone told me to be calm today. Ever had a moment when an ordinary phrase strikes you like a god-hammer? Cracked me like a bell.

I started chuckling and then full-on laughing maniacally at the idea of being calm. Realizing that I was, in fact, a long way from calm, and my inappropriate laughter was further evidence of it 😂 The confusion on the poor speaker's face was nearly gratifying.

Fuck it then, if the times call for madness then madness it is.

#absurd #dystopia #kafkaesque

Publishing shouldn't be a Kafka novel! Editorial offices need to sort themselves out. One problem is outsourcing to companies that use undertrained staff working from inflexible scripts.

#JournalPublishing #JournalEditing #EditorialOffices #EditorialScreening #AcademicPublishing #Kafkaesque

👩‍💻🔄 Amazon engineers are finding their jobs eerily similar to warehouse gigs, except with fewer forklifts and more endless loops of #JavaScript. The New York Times suggests enabling JS for full immersion in this #Kafkaesque tech purgatory. 🏗️💻
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/25/business/amazon-ai-coders.html #AmazonJobs #TechPurgatory #EngineeringLife #WarehouseComparison #HackerNews #ngated
At Amazon, Some Coders Say Their Jobs Have Begun to Resemble Warehouse Work

Pushed to use artificial intelligence, software developers at the e-commerce giant say they must work faster and have less time to think. Others welcome the shift.

The New York Times

@iurecz "zašmodrchanec téhle byrokratické příšery a zjistěme, co za hrůzy se za těmi čtyřmi písmenky skrývají...."

"v rukou byrokratů se stává dlážděním cesty do pekel. Každá organizace, firma, i jednotlivec, který zpracovává osobní údaje bude vystaven velkému množství požadavků"

"překomplikované direktivě GDPR"

"obrovské pokuty. Jejich horní limit je nastaven na 20 miliónů eur či 4 % celosvětového obratu, dle toho, co je vyšší."

"člověk nejraději smazal i kontakty v telefonu, aby to náhodou nějak nespadalo do GDPR."

https://www.instaluj.cz/magazin/byrokracie-si-rika-gdpr

#GDPR #kafkaesque #bureaucracy

Byrokracie si říká GDPR

GDPR se začíná vkrádat do zlých snů nejen eshopperů, ale v podstatě každého, kdo v rámci své činnosti nakládá s citlivými daty jiných osob. Poodkryjme zašmodrchanec téhle byrokratické příšery a zjistěme, co za hrůzy se za těmi čtyřmi písmenky skrývaj

MAGAZIN.INSTALUJ.cz
🚨BREAKING: Humanity's collective brain cell has apparently moved on from CPUs to something shinier. Now your browser's a confused dinosaur, staring at the extinction of support. 💻🔨 Meanwhile, X Corp's Help Center is a #Kafkaesque labyrinth of "support" suggestions. 🤦‍♂️
https://twitter.com/lauriewired/status/1922015999118680495 #HackerNews #CPUSupport #TechTrends #BrowserChanges #HackerNews #ngated
LaurieWired (@lauriewired) on X

What if humanity forgot how to make CPUs? Imagine Zero Tape-out Day (Z-Day), the moment where no further silicon designs ever get manufactured. Advanced core designs fare out very badly. Assuming we keep our existing supply, here’s how it would play out:

X (formerly Twitter)

Damn, Donald!

Back at it, again, with the black vans.

#kafkaesque

BestoftheLeft #1706: "Trump's Kafkaesque Deportation Nightmare is the Shame of the Nation"

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#podcast #progressive #progressives #progressivepolitics #politics #uspolitics #immigration #deportation #trump #dueprocess #kafkaesque #constitutionalcrisis #kilmarabregogarcia #elsalvador #scotus

After being blessed with an experience of having to try to talk to the L1 support guy who has no clue about the issue with possibly some of it echoing to the devs on the other side, l will also be blessed with a complaint process over that being trying to talk to our team lead who has no clue either, hoping some of it will echo to some competent person over there.

#kafkaesque as much as it gets.

Kafka traveling under Schroedinger's Visa:

(from a thread by Sasha Gusev):

Dr. Émile P. Torres:
Four students at Case Western Reserve University were told that their visas had been revoked and that they will need to leave the country, while the semester is still going. Now, turns out, they don't! What a complete sh*tshow.

Sasha Gusev: This has to be one of the craziest admissions from A JUDGE that I've ever seen in a court transcript. What the hell are we doing here?!

THE COURT: Do you realize that this is Kafkaesque? I've got two experienced immigration lawyers on behalf of a client who is months away from graduation, who has done nothing wrong, who has been terminated from a system that you all keep telling me has no effect on his immigration status, although that clearly is BS. And now, his two very experienced lawyers can't even tell him whether or not he's here legally, because the Court can't tell him whether or not he's here legally, because the government's counsel can't tell him if he's here legally.

And the broader context is somehow even more embarrassing:

MR. *redacted*: I'm not able to answer that question, Your Honor.

THE COURT: How are you not able to answer that question? What does that even mean? He's either here legally or he's not here legally. You're the government's lawyer. Is he here legally? I mean, how is Mr. *redacted* supposed to know if he's here legally if you don't even know if he is here legally?

MR. *redacted* : He was lawfully admitted to the United States.

THE COURT: No, no, Mr. *redacted* there's a -- no, no Mr. *redacted* there is a yes or no answer here. We are not, this is not Schrodinger's visa, either he's here legally or he's not here legally. If you cannot answer the question, you have to explain to me why you cannot answer that question.

MR. *redacted*: I cannot answer that question. I have talked to ICE as to whether or not they consider at this point in time the individual, whether or not they are maintaining lawful status.

THE COURT: And what does ICE say to that?

MR. *redacted*: I have not received a response, Your Honor.

#USpol #immigration #kafkaesque

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1914125716943159324.html

https://theintercept.com/2025/04/17/international-student-visas-deport-dhs-ice/

Thread by @SashaGusevPosts on Thread Reader App

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Ah, because programming in Rust wasn't hard enough, now you can flounder in it en Deutsch! 🙃 Just what we needed: yet another way to be utterly confused in two languages at once. Bravo, #GitHub, for making code feel even more like a Kafka novel. 🐞🔍
https://github.com/michidk/rost #RustProgramming #Language #Humor #MultilingualCoding #Kafkaesque #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - michidk/rost: Rust programming in German.

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