Mastodawn

What is the similarity between a tree 🌳 and a dog 🐕?
They both bark.

#badjoke #humour #justjoking #joke

What do you call a very small wave?
Answer: A microwave.
#badjoke #humour #justjoking

Before any #football match a group of men give soxes to women. Apparently it's called socc-her ⚽️.
#joke, #humour, #justjoking.

Dou Mar 21

My lawyer told me I looked like a homeless person (backpack + documents) minutes before my court hearing. When I complained, his response: "I'll be more careful with my jokes next time." A perfect example of non-apology:

https://educatedkanak.liberta.vip/a-lawyers-warmup-you-look-like-a-homeless-person-just-joking/

#JustJoking #immigrationNarratives #homeless #immigrant

@writingcommunity

A Lawyer's Warmup: "You Look Like a Homeless Person" — Just Joking

A lawyer compares you to a homeless person right before your court hearing, then responds to your complaint with "I'll be more careful with my jokes next time"—a masterclass in avoiding accountability.

Your Well-educated Kanak

Waky-jokes Mar 18

What do you call a new leaf 🍃?
Answer: A leaflet.
#badjoke #humour #justjoking

Waky-jokes Feb 10

Humans read #newspapers, what do buildings read?
Answer: Wallpaper.
#joke, #humour, #justjoking

Waky-jokes Jan 4

Name a type of paper that makes #rapmusic?
Answer: Rapping paper
#justjoking, #joke, #badjoke

Waky-jokes Dec 9

Vampire: Where's my #blood?
Porter: Its undergoing a #bloodtest.
#joke, #humour #justjoking