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My lawyer told me I looked like a homeless person (backpack + documents) minutes before my court hearing. When I complained, his response: "I'll be more careful with my jokes next time." A perfect example of non-apology:

https://educatedkanak.liberta.vip/a-lawyers-warmup-you-look-like-a-homeless-person-just-joking/

#JustJoking #immigrationNarratives #homeless #immigrant

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A Lawyer's Warmup: "You Look Like a Homeless Person" — Just Joking

A lawyer compares you to a homeless person right before your court hearing, then responds to your complaint with "I'll be more careful with my jokes next time"—a masterclass in avoiding accountability.

Your Well-educated Kanak

Waky-jokes Mar 18

What do you call a new leaf 🍃?
Answer: A leaflet.
#badjoke #humour #justjoking

Waky-jokes Feb 10

Humans read #newspapers, what do buildings read?
Answer: Wallpaper.
#joke, #humour, #justjoking

Waky-jokes Jan 4

Name a type of paper that makes #rapmusic?
Answer: Rapping paper
#justjoking, #joke, #badjoke

Waky-jokes Dec 9

Vampire: Where's my #blood?
Porter: Its undergoing a #bloodtest.
#joke, #humour #justjoking

glauber ribeiro 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🎶Oct 27

Who knew?
They were keeping the Epstein files in the East Wing of the White House!

#uspol
#justjoking

In the 1980s you had to wear those to uncover inhuman infiltrators.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Live

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Waky-jokes Jul 11, 2025

How do you find something you have lost? Answer: Through a search engine.
#badjoke, #humour, ##justjoking

Daniele Micci 🇪🇺May 29, 2025

@nixCraft .. not to talk about the keyboard! 🥶 #justjoking

Humor Satire Memes May 12, 2025

Nobody seems to be eating cats and dogs anymore. Someone's gonna need to step up. #justjoking

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