Maybe it's me as a 33 years "old fuck" who doesn't get "Why" anyone wants to have "#SmartShoes" or whatever or maybe I as a #WageWorker am "too poor" to understand the appeal of the #juicero's shitty design and #InkjetPrinter-style #DRM on it's overpriced plastic bags...
#Enshittification #Billionaires #BrainRot #VCmoneyBurningParty #MoneyBurning #VentureCapital #Crowdfunding #Bullshit #Commentary #tech #absurdity
@ai6yr it already does!
Really reminds me of #penguinz0's video on #WiFi shoes and espechally the #juicero!
@Eka_FOOF_A +9001%
It's value-removing and a waste of time and all they do with it is gonna stalk people harder and #microtarget me as a #reader instead if respecting my #privacy (which is why I use @torproject / #TorBrowser!)…
Feels like #Juicero...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCRx78Zhj7s&t=93s
@davidaugust nodds in agreement
The sad part is this isn't even absurd, and I'm convinced people want this garbage since people buy shit worse than #juicero!
@Mojeek yeah, seriously, WTF?
This has some #Juicero / #SmartShoe energy...
You know what my #EggCooker needs and has:
A FECKING BUZZER THAT GOES "BEEEEEEEEP!" when the eggs are done!
@sheepnik at least they don't try to #Juicero them with #Enshittfication...
Kevin Karhan 
Maxi 12x 💉
Martijn van Exel