Today is the last day of Jokevember! The theme is gratitude. So Here are two jokes on the subject. Thank you for tolerating this challenge. It has been fun and hard and I have enjoyed it a lot!
#gratitude #jokes #jokevember #comedian

Limited myself to two jokes about the news. Which is wild, considering the news didn’t return the favor. #news #jokevember #jokes #american

Or really if I overthink anything. #rockstar #childhood #dreams #jokes #jokevember

I have a hypothesis that you can tell people who have been driven around their whole life. They have not been formed in the crucible of public transport, and been exposed to its breadth of humanity. #jokes #publictransit #bus #jokevember

This joke comes direct from my father, who has always been a towering font of wisdom and fashion sense. #fashion #fashionsense #fitcheck #jokes #jokevember

Millennials are basically medieval peasants with Wi-Fi. Our most valuable asset is a cast-iron pan. We grow herbs like apothecaries. We’re one goat away from feudalism, and we don’t even have a yard to put it in. #jokevember #millennials #jokes #comedy

Boats and cars are called 'she' because for some people pronouns only matter if they refer to something shiny that doesn’t talk back. But I digress. #jokes #luck #lady #comedian #jokevember

The internet went out and I opened the curtains out of sheer panic. Turns out my flat comes with an outside. What do I do now? #internet #jokes #jokevember #comedian #standupcomedy

Today's Jokevember theme is Health Kick. I do a bit on stage about wedding vows and how I think they should be treated like mortgages. This comes from that bit. #jokes #comedian #jokevember #health #fitness

ZippityTask is a gig app where you compete with 800 other freelancers to walk a dog that doesn't exist yet. It has no HR, no contact email, and its terms of service are written in emoji. You don’t get paid unless you get five stars from an AI that thinks you're “too quiet.” The mascot is a squirrel in a vest who says, “Keep grinding, champ!” every time you get fired. #jokes #millennial #agegap #standupcomedy #jokevember