I just noticed that if you want to shorten the term ‘brainstorming,’ the easiest way is ‘BS.’ This feels like something I must have known before “the fall.” It’s still cracking me up.

#EnglishMajor #jokesonme

I found the perfect Christmas present for my Harry Potter-loving girlfriend

#starwars #startrek #battlestargalactica #gandalf #picard #spiderman #dc #HarryPotter #jokesonme #present #holidays #christmas

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I just realize that the word GOD can also be arranged into DOG.

#jokesonme

We had a cricket in the courtyard last night. "Haha," we said. "We're like country folk!" That bastard kept me up 2 hours. #JokesOnMe #Brooklyn #sleepy
We had a cricket in the courtyard last night. “Haha,” we said, “we’re like country folk!” That bastard kept me up 2 hours! #JokesOnMe #brooklyn #sleepy