My wife loves to talk on the phone,
I wish she'd just leave it alone,
Cause it interrupts me,
When I use Web tv,
But how could I ever have known?

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A tooter who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
'Is it harder to toot or
To tutor two tooters to toot?'

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A whale in the deep blue sea,
Said 'No one will ever catch me!'.
He thought it a fret,
And got caught in a net,
And found he couldn't swim free.

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Why is Yoda such a good gardener?

He has a green thumb.

#joke

Ther was a young girl from Berlin
Whose nose was extremely thin
She could slice up the butter
Without even a mutter
And flip it down onto her chin

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This robot has no civic sense; He is spitting on a wall after eating 'Paan' (Betel Leaf). 🤣 😂

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Here lies the body of Dan O'Shea,
Who died protecting is right of way.
His right was clear.
His will was strong.
But he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong.

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My boyfriend let me tell you about
He brews beer all the time, such as stout,
IPA, bock and porter
If I had a quarter
I'd be rich, for each batch he turned out

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I drew this a while back based off an idea someone threw my way xDD I'm a little bit of a shorty, so I thought I would take advantage of the fact that i can draw to make myself tall okay!? Is it such a crime?? T.T

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#silly #funny #joke #tall