Job Opening: Regional Manager

Must have experience in management.

Must be adept at handling monkey snot.

#JobAd #monkey #snot

For anyone interested with #GIS skills:

The Central Statistics Office (of Ireland) are recruiting for GIS Officer roles (posts in Dublin and Cork). We work hybrid - 2 days a week in office.

CSO vacancies are always linked to from here:
https://www.cso.ie/en/aboutus/careers/ourvacancies/

This specific job posting is:
https://csorecruitment.tal.net/vx/appcentre-ext/brand-4/spa-1/candidate/so/pm/1/pl/3/opp/47-Geographical-Information-Systems-GIS-Higher-Executive-Officer-Level-2026/en-GB
#JobAd #CivilService #Ireland

Seen in a tutoring job ad:

"Please let me know if you are local."

Yeah, with the only geographical information being that you are in the same time zone as New York, it is going to be super easy to know whether I'm local to you or not.

The New York time zone is a large slice of the Earth, ya know...

#JobAd #tutoring

South African Astronomical Observatory is recruiting for a Senior SALT Astronomer: https://aas.org/jobregister/ad/b1754130

#astronomy #astrophysics #astrodon #southafrica #salt #saao #jobad

Seen in a tutoring job ad:

[A long set of requirements worthy of a Norse saga.]

 What can I say but... good luck?

#JobAd #requirements #NorseSaga #GoodLuck

Werbung in eigener Sache:

Wir haben *zwei* Stellen für Mitarbeiter*in im IT-Dienst (w/m/d) zu besetzen:

TV-L E10, 100%, unbefristet
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TV-L E9a, 50%, befristet auf 2 Jahre
https://s.gwdg.de/oL1bhh

#FediHire #FediHire_DE #jobs #WeAreHiring #sysadmim #JobAd #Göttingen #hiring #sysadmin #systemadministration #uniGoettingen #GöttingenCampus

Seen in a job ad:

"... in case you would like to take a loo."

I am deeply offended at the implication that I might want to take a loo!

#JobAd #loo

Seen in a tutoring job ad:

"[My son] is a varsity rower, so efficiency and focus matter."

Gotcha... so I'll be efficient and focused for your son but not for other students.

(Newsflash: I'm always focused and efficient, varsity rower or not.)

#tutoring #JobAd #focus #efficiency

Pro-tip, from a math tutor:

When you post a tutoring job ad, be as specific as possible with your ad.

Someone posted an ad.

I replied immediately.

They came to me 1.5 hours after their posting with requirements that were not in the original ad.

Did they conceive of those requirements between having posted the and contacting me?

I doubt it.

They just underspecified in the ad, and corrected that when they decided to talk to me.

We could have saved us both some time if the specifications had been clearly laid out in the original ad, because, guess what,? I would have passed.

Their requirements were legitimate, but I just don't work the way they want. I also have to say that if I had known those requirements, I would have asked for more money. It seems to me what they wanted was more a *teacher* than a *tutor*.

So I passed. I was polite. I did not berate them... but I passed on the offer.

#ProTip #math #tutoring #JobAd

Seen in a job ad:

"I'd like a tutor who can help."

(This was the entire ad.)

It is very important to specify that you'd like a tutor *who can help*. Otherwise, you might get a useless tutor, who just sits there and goes, "bflrpbflrpbflrpbflrpbflrpbflrp..."

Follow me for other insightful tips!

#tutoring #JobAd