@lauren Agree 100% On the old fashioned phone call I can pretend everyone is as invested as the rest. I don’t have to watch my sister knit or #JeffreyToobin masturbate.

Omg I just started #TheRunOfHisLife by #JeffreyToobin and in the prologue, #JohnnieCochran says the same thing to friends about #OJSimpson's double homicide charge. He thought OJ should've taken a diminished capacity plea... But after speaking with him, Cochran saw OJ would *not* plead guilty, even if it could improve his reputation and give him a shorter prison sentence. Just admit you are sick and your mind cannibalized itself from blows to the head. But no, he couldn't admit that.

One of these greatly shocked #CNN "legal experts" only recently allowed back on the panel after being famously shitcanned for getting caught masterbating on a Zoom call.
"She's an adult film star!" They hyperventilate at every opportunity, "How gross!", or their word du jure "salacious", which should be a drinking game if you have a strong liver.
They don't have a problem with #JeffreyToobin though, paychecks are on the line!