My phone has 2% battery and I have 2% emotional stability.
If one crashes… the other goes down too. 🔋🧠💥

#Humor #ModernLife #Mastodon #Relatable #LOL

Mi móvil tiene 2% de batería y yo 2% de estabilidad emocional.
Si uno cae… el otro también. 🔋🧠💥

#Humor #VidaModerna #Mastodon #Relatable #Jajaja

I tried to be productive today.
I opened one tab to work…
and 47 tabs later I know how to make homemade bread, why cats rule the world, and I still haven’t worked. 🧠💻😂

#Humor #ModernLife #Mastodon #Productivity #LOL

Intenté ser productivo hoy.
Abrí una pestaña para trabajar…
y 47 pestañas después ya sé cómo hacer pan casero, por qué los gatos dominan el mundo y sigo sin trabajar. 🧠💻😂

#Humor #VidaModerna #Mastodon #Productividad #Jajaja

Ya si que si, me despido hasta mañana pero tenía que pasarme a dejar esto.
Humor absurdo que nunca falte.

#humor #Absurdo #buenasnoches #buenasnochesatodos #risas #noviembre #reno #chiste #jajaja

Ihr hebt heute keinen Bock? Euch fehlt die positive Energie? Manchmal reicht es noch nicht mal zum Zustimmen, wenn jemand fragt, ob ihr einen Kaffee wollt?
Da hab ich was für euch:

#jajaja

over the air chemistry is pharmaceutical research, illegal dumping the highly toxicity compounds law to format as to the prescribed rare material in substance coming back inferior, capacity to outline criminal Blackmarket & chemical warfare negative neglects mentioning electrical distilled results positive by large concern with fields of unprofessional opinions shilling publicly to racketeer Biological Attacks from economic espionage contracts the false flag bids held by media censorship for public controlled tolerance to frustrate mentality against humanity reform by behavioral technicians, FDA & IRS disputes Military brics banks debunked to conspiracy on double jeopardy U.S. Gov. closets fact checking calamity probing persons dual personality disorders to be medicated belief null both ways unsound pyramid scheme logic diminishing all persons feigning with beards to put on island of lesbo hysteria & reality towards Jesus xenophobia leadership.

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rule of law, failure to comply puts America law to be enforced by death penalty due to debt ceiling with fault tolerance weighing in as unpresidential corporate standards to netzero simply unamerican & simply to never benefit corporate world economic structure. Void Government utilizing further resources a resourceful tort towards similar scarce fear monger?

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Yo Ivan my phone has been so slow I think it's been hacked by #Voti

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