🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Criminal mastermind escapes from the clutches of the law and is immediately snapped up by a tech unicorn 🦄 because clearly, jail time is now the ultimate resume booster! 🎉 Let's all get arrested and wait for the job offers to roll in! 😂
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