Mastodawn

@setiinstitute 10k years ago, after trashing Mars and it's climate, we had to move quickly and we almost lost the entire race, and our technology in migrating to earth.

Any record of this time was lost completely as Rome and the oligarchs worked to hide the truth.

#truestory #ishityounot

rationalgarde Jan 4, 2025

Naomi S. hat 2011 an ihrem Gymnasium für Jugend forscht Kartoffeln untersucht und 1 Geolino Abo gewonnen.

#IshitYouNot

srsh Jun 14, 2024

Beim Berg und Talfahren im Vogtland ist eben ein großer $Raubvogel auf Augenhöhe neben mir geflogen. Auf dem Lautsprecher sang Bruce Dickinson "Fly your way, like an Eagle" #IshitYouNot #goingdownsouth #ironmaiden #theflightoficarus #bikepacking

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Stoney Takes Jan 31, 2024

@2dogphish @chris It’s wild and unhinged. She fought to get her music back from George Soros control and the NFL was hurting so they paired her up with Travis Kelce to drive ratings, get people vaccinated, and promote Biden. #iShitYouNot

Incident Creator ❎Dec 19, 2023

"NASA’s Tech Demo Streams First Video From Deep Space via Laser." It is, of course, an HD video clip of a cat chasing a laser pointer. #IshitYouNot

https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/nasas-tech-demo-streams-first-video-from-deep-space-via-laser

NASA’s Tech Demo Streams First Video From Deep Space via Laser

The video, featuring a cat named Taters, was sent back from nearly 19 million miles away by NASA’s laser communications demonstration, marking a historic milestone.

NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL)

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PSiReN-X

Nov 17, 2023

#Epilogue: #PartFive of #Several

#MyBuddy and I were #Able to #TankUp a #FewTimes; #Just to #MakeSure that the #CustomerServiceAgents would #AlsoAlso #HaveAnAdventure...

Did #IMention that we #AlsoAlso #Removed a #Couple of #SparkPlugs and #LeftThem on #TheDriversSeat? Along with #Two #BrakeCalipers on #TheFront #NearSide #Seat, and a #PacketOfCrisps #Strewn across #TheRearSeats? | #GeographyIsAFactor

#ThePowerOfCrisps #CompelsYou...

#TrueStory | #IShitYouNot | #SmartCookie

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🍪🦄🍪

Angela Glansbury 🚽Aug 3, 2022

I've found an ultrasound scan in a library book

#IShitYouNot

Angela Glansbury 🚽Apr 28, 2022

"To the dead and the dying among the Intefada and the Kurds, to those who fight oppression in whatever land, and stand up not only to be counted but to be shot."

--Patricia Highsmith, Dedication to "Ripley Under Water" (1991)

#NotAShitpost #IShitYouNot

Angela Glansbury 🚽Mar 24, 2022

lol, a former director of Liverpool Chamber of Commerce has been put in prison for lying in court.

#IShitYouNot #NotAShitpost