Mastodawn

"You're a wizard, Timmy."

"I am?"

"Yes, because you are wise, and because you..."

"... I am hard."

"Yes, I can see that."

@ad_infinitum
?anyone else misread this as "bonking hobos" or is it just me
#freudianSlip #inuendo

Guy: "I'd like to introduce you to my... duck."

Girl: "Oh, you don't have to be bashful with me, you kn..."

Duck: "Quack!"

Girl: "Oh, you really wanted to introduce me to your duck."

Guy: "Yes, that's why I said 'duck'."

Girl: "I thought..."

Guy: "What?"

Girl: "Never mind. *sighs*"

Baby boy: "I'm with [other partner]. We're at the grocery store shopping for ingredients."

Me: "Oh, good. I'm sure he'll perk you up. 😏 "

Bowchickabowow

They’re good.

And I couldn’t resist Rita Hayworth if she’s offering one. #inuendo #MusComEnt

Captions, anyone?