The Universal Hustle
Lightyears of travel, distant moons, and first contact... only to find that the ultimate universal language isn’t math—it’s paperwork. 🛸📑
"Take me to your leader" has officially been replaced by "Please sign the NDA." Gree is taking the blue planet’s trade margins to the stars, but this local wasn't ready for a supply chain audit. Some things are truly universal: the shock of a surprise contract!
#FirstContact #Satire #InterstellarTrade #FutureVibes #SpaceTravel
