Swarms of tiny bugs are invading Toronto as part of their annual mating frenzy
It's officially that time of year again, when stepping outside for a stroll near Toronto's waterfront doubles as a mission to avoid inhaling swarms of tiny flying insects known as midges.Whether you're running errands outside, biking through a park, or just simply trying to enjoy some fresh air, chances are you've already had an ...
https://www.blogto.com/city/2026/04/swarms-tiny-bugs-invading-toronto-mating-frenzy/
🤡 Ah yes, the "Buteyko Method"—because #breathing needs a user agent and strict compliance with robot policies now! 🌬️📜 Welcome to the #future, where even #inhaling is a bureaucratic nightmare. 🤖🙄
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Buteyko method - Wikipedia

Part two of a commission for KazJester. All the researchers seem to have latched onto something whilst the artifact continues it's never ending inhaling session. Who will lose grip first???

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Part one of a commission for KazJester. Three friends stumble upon a strange living artifact in the middle of their living spaceship, which immediately attempts to suck them up, their toes clinging to the squishy floor as the wind begins to pull them in. Guess what happens next???

#alien #sheep #human #jumpsuit #jumpsuits #eye #mouth #maw #sucked #suction #vacuum #inhale #inhaling #feet #paws #rubber #squishy #mmm #maleprey #multipleprey #scifi #scifi #space #spaceship #wind