#pink #inbed #morningperson #morningpeople #getupandgetmoving #wakeys #wakingtotheday #sissybitch #miceselfB

Wakey, wakeys 😺
What shall you achieve today?..

For me, there's a small chance of deliveries.
And, perhaps i'll assemble another item of furniture. 😉

Her: He's probably thinking about other women…

Him: Who the hell is taking pictures of me and my wife in bed.

#humor #inBed #ThinkingAbout

Am I still in bed? Maybe.

#Milf #InBed #Tits #Boobs #NSFW

"Blessed are the tiny, for they shall have space in an Indian bus"

#bharat #india #busride #travel #ontheroad #feet #feets #feetselfie #inbed #barefoot

Coffee and Cattle Decapitation. In bed.

#InBed

After a bizarre dream in which you run an inn in Vermont, you will wake up next to your wife…

…(wait for it)…

…in bed

#fortunecookiesforcharacters #inbed #hashtaggames