I was thinking about what wish I'd ask a genie for, and I finally came up with something I'd love. I want stupid to be painful. Every time somebody does something stupid, they feel physical pain, like Spike's chip in Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
The intensity and duration would scale with the amount of stupid a person generated. Lock your keys in the car? You get a quick blip of pain; maybe 5 seconds. Vote a moron into office cause you think he's smart? Agony until the term's over







