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Judge Chutkan: Full Steam Ahead with Speedy Trump Trial

Judge Tanya Chutkan has set a date for jury selection in Donald Trump’s D.C. trial.

The New Republic

I've been trying to blow my schnoz all day. There's something up there. Was I doing blow while sleeping last night in the dreamstate?

Of course not; when I'm sleeping, I'm out.

So I just went on a nasal spelunking expedition and I think I pulled out some brain cells. The was a slonky booger.