If Trump played in the MLB, he'd hit 486 HRs *every season*. All of them grand slam and in the river.

His pitching line would be: ꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘ.

Clemens, Ohtani, Judge would be his flunkies and brawl to hold up his spittoon.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/donald-trump-says-ve-had-061205477.html

#sarcasm #hyperbole #MLB

This paper is right up there with the "how to give a mouse PTSD" talk I went to once. This time, it's "we took eight healthy people and subjected them to so much stress that their blood proceeded to spontaneously clot" (#hyperbole). Read and enjoy.

https://physoc.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdfdirect/10.1113/JP290576

What will you #do and not #think first about not #doing in the #name of...filll in the blank?

That's the #political #ideology that has #poisoned our #people into retarded fools for the last decade or more.

This is truly a #sickening #prospect that has turned from #conceptualized #potential #hyperbole into #active #reality overnight.

We have to #fight this.

#EnochBurke's five millionth* court appearance is to object to being kept safe, in a smaller prison nearer his family. Wicked, says Enoch

But luckily, he can't disrupt the #HighCourt #IEHC any more. All his appearances are now on a video link, which gets cut if he kicks off. This also saves the cost of a van, driver, and escorting officer to bring Burke to and from the court.

https://www.rte.ie/news/2026/0312/1563080-enoch-burke-castlerea/

Note: the tally of five million is #sarcasm and #hyperbole, induced by the #BurkeFamily

So I wanted to write a longer #NoAI piece but apparently my blog is down (and this time, miraculously, it might not be #AI scrapers), so I'll give you a sneak peek of what I wanted to say in the more hyperbolic part on how the #LLM discourse has all the common features of libertarian discourse.

"According to Google, LLM-backed searches don't consume much more energy than regular searches" [ignoring model training, surely.]
→ According to carbrains, cars are actually cheaper than public transport, provided that you compare gasoline cost with ticket prices, and ignore the cost of buying and owning a car. Not to mention all the indirect costs of space waste (roads, parking lots, garages), environment pollution, accidents…

"AI is just a tool, people decide if it's used for good or bad."
→ Ah, yes, and "guns don't kill people."

"AI has its uses."
→ So does asbestos.

"Let's not judge contributions by whether they were created using AI, but on their actual quality."
→ "Let's not judge contributions by whether they were created using slave work…"

"I do not use AI myself, but I don't want to block others."
→ "I do not keep slaves myself…"

#NoLLM #hyperbole

“Truthful hyperbole’ is a contradiction in terms. It’s a way of saying, ‘It’s a lie, but who cares?’.”
― Tony Schwartz

#Bot #Quote #AlternativeFacts #CompulsiveLiar #Contradiction #Contradictory #Deceit #DonaldTrump #DonaldTrump #Grandiosity #Hyperbole #Liar #Lies #Lying #LyingToOthers #PathologicalLiar #SelfAggrandizing #SelfDeception #TruthfulHyperbole