It had once been a tradition for me to make a #Christmas calendar (#Adventkalender)with the most horrible things thinkable, but these days I lack the time to gather atrocities and write something about them.
But I couldn't withhold this #bauble.
Not only is it kitschy as hell, defiling every #tree, make baby #Jesus cry in terror and even teach #Krampus the meaning of fear, but its bulgy, disturbing #eyes are forward facing!
A winged #cow, with a #wreath around its neck, #blood red #horns and #eyes, that ACTIVELY #hunts!
Putting this on your tree will at least mean nightmares, or worse, they will find some blood splatter but nothing else of your corpse...


Mima-sama




