There are two types of people I’m jealous of:
1. Those who have paid for a premium subscription to the AI chatbot
2. Those who are going to get married soon

#jealousy #funnytruth #lifeobservations #relatablethoughts #singleness #marriagegoals #techlife #aichatbot #premiumlife #relationshiphumor #modernlife #digitalera #singlelife #marriagelife #everydaythoughts #humorquotes #lifequotes #relatablecontent #wittythoughts #dailyhumor

 
“So many books, so little time.”
 

Frank Zappa #books #humor #humorquotes #quotes

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“It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily."So it is.""And freezing.""Is it?" "Yes," said Eeyore. "However," he said, brightening up a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately.”
 

A.A. Milne #humor #humorquotes #optimism #quotes

https://www.shortwisdomquotes.com/a-a-milnes-quote-about-humor/