"The woman glanced around the room. “This place looks just like I remember it.”

“Chicken Lady, you gotta go. Leave now, and I’ll just assume you’re a hallucination and forget all about you.'"

Check out Keith Vile's funny story "Dinosaurs Have Laser Guns" in issue 18!

#funny #humorouswriting #readingcommunity #humor #humour #humorous #fiction #dinosaurs #secrettunnels #laserguns #timetravel #teenager #legoillustrations

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"Monsters and cryptids and legends and folklore had taken over the world. No god would’ve let that happen. At least, not one that Oskar cared to worship. He pulled his collar tightly around his stubbly neck and approached the next telephone pole, grabbing a flyer and stapling it to the scratched-up wooden post..."

#Read Eloise Corvo's #shortstory "Of Monsters and Mortgages" in issue 17

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ISSUE 17 is now LIVE AND GALLIVANTING ON THE INTERNET

Featuring Eloise Corvo, MN Wiggins, Michael Fowler, John Grey, Bart Edelman, Matthew Spence, Lynn White, Megan Moreland, and C. Breeze

(in this weather, we could all do with a sea breeze...)

#humor #humour #ezine #fiction #poetry #funny #funnystories #humorouswriting #writing

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