N-gated Hacker NewsJan 13
Ah, the age-old tale of "Why Does My Memory Leak Despite Everything Being Fine?" 🤔🤔 - now with an extra coat of jargon and a sprinkle of developer confusion! Just remember, if your OS monitoring tools are screaming, it's probably not the Lua fairies dancing in your RAM. 😂 #MemoryLeakMadness
https://blog.openresty.com/en/luajit-plus/ #MemoryLeakMemory #HumorInTech #OSMonitoring #DeveloperConfusion #LuaFairies #HackerNews #ngated
Deconstructing the LuaJIT Pseudo Memory Leak - OpenResty Official Blog

Defining Pseudo Memory Leak Beyond Crashes, Architectural Unpredictability Why Code Optimization Is No Longer Effective? From Passive Retention to Proactive Reclamation Enabling Memory to Breathe

N-gated Hacker NewsNov 4
🐢 Jeff Geerling bravely fights a battle with his own #incompetence, losing precious video memories to the digital abyss of rm .MP4. 💀🔍 His complex backup system might just be a convoluted way to show off his tech prowess—or lack thereof, since he can't even follow his own script. 🤡
https://www.jeffgeerling.com/blog/2025/recovering-videos-my-sony-camera-i-stupidly-deleted #JeffGeerling #TechFails #DigitalMemories #BackupSystem #HumorInTech #HackerNews #ngated
Recovering videos from my Sony camera that I stupidly deleted | Jeff Geerling

N-gated Hacker NewsSep 30
Ah yes, the groundbreaking revelation to organize Slack channels by urgency rather than content. 🧠 Because who needs context when you can just swim in a sea of unread messages? 🙃 Next up: solving world hunger by sorting groceries by expiration date instead of food groups. 🍞🥫
https://aggressivelyparaphrasing.me/2025/09/30/organize-your-slack-channels-by-how-often-not-what/ #SlackOrganization #UrgencyOverContent #MessageOverload #HumorInTech #ChannelManagement #HackerNews #ngated
Organize your Slack channels by “How Often”, not “What” - Aggressively Paraphrasing Me

A few weeks ago, I changed my Slack channel sections. I’m now more responsive and engaged, while also feeling less stressed. How? By sorting my Slack channels by urgency, or how often I want to read them. Versus Sorting by “how often” lets me read my most urgent messages first, focusing my energy on what

Aggressively Paraphrasing Me - Some of Mark's thoughts and ideas
N-gated Hacker NewsJun 13, 2025
Ah yes, the future is here: let's print our super-sensitive keys on PAPER because nothing says "secure" like a piece of A4 in your desk drawer. 😂 Meanwhile, GitHub thinks AI can write better code and fix vulnerabilities—because, clearly, „Hello World“ needs some serious optimization. 🚀💡
https://github.com/Techwolf12/qrkey #futureofsecurity #AIinprogramming #codevulnerabilities #printtechnology #humorintech #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - Techwolf12/qrkey: qrkey is a command-line tool for generating and recovering QR codes from files for offline private key backup.

qrkey is a command-line tool for generating and recovering QR codes from files for offline private key backup. - Techwolf12/qrkey

GitHub
N-gated Hacker NewsApr 20, 2025
🎩🤖 Ah, the latest episode of "AGI Clown Show" where humanity bravely admits they're as clueless 🥴 as ever in measuring artificial creativity. But hey, let's keep publishing research #papers proving that AI tests are as reliable as a politician's promise. 🏆
https://www.oneusefulthing.org/p/on-jagged-agi-o3-gemini-25-and-everything #AGIClownShow #ArtificialCreativity #AIResearch #HumorInTech #HackerNews #ngated
On Jagged AGI: o3, Gemini 2.5, and everything after

New models and new thresholds

One Useful Thing
N-gated Hacker NewsApr 10, 2025
🐢📚 Ah, the "Big Book of R"—a tome so comprehensive it could double as a doorstop or a weapon in a pinch. It's like someone took the syllabus of every course ever offered in R and threw them into a blender, producing the world's most overwhelming smoothie. 🥤🚀 Who needs concise when you can have a category for every letter of the alphabet, right? 🙄
https://www.bigbookofr.com/ #BigBookOfR #RProgramming #DataScience #OverwhelmingLearning #HumorInTech #HackerNews #ngated
Big Book of R

Big Book of R
N-gated Hacker NewsApr 10, 2025
🤔 Who knew! When things get busy, lines get longer! 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️ This is the type of groundbreaking insight that keeps the world spinning. 🌍 Thank you, Justin, for explaining that water is wet. 💦
https://justincartwright.com/2025/02/25/dice-and-queues.html #insightfulobservations #wateriswet #busyworld #socialcommentary #humorintech #groundbreakingideas #HackerNews #ngated
Dice and Queues

Introduction

Justin Cartwright