Bunnies doing crimes, part 37:
George turned over his (full) water bowl today.
Twice.
He was looking me straight in the eye when he did it.
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Matilda sometimes likes to pull up the edge of the rug in the hallway… and I caught her doing it today, and she just turns to me as if to say “…what?”
And then she runs off into the bedroom (her little white tail flashing all the way).
Tiny Boston Bun with the hiccups. 🤗
Dear diary,
It is another gruelling day, depressing and dank. The sun seems grey in a dark sky, draining all colour from the world. Hope fades. Food turns to ashes in our mouths, drink satisfies no thirst. We begin to mourn for ourselves, our lives outside forgotten, our loved ones a distant memory. The very atmosphere is oppressive, still and quiet but threatening of what we know not.
It is day four.
The bunny is angry. [1]
[exeunt]
[1] small distant voice: "I'M NOT ANGRY JUST DISAPPOINTED"
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