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#HouseOfWax (2005)
A group of teens are unwittingly stranded near a strange wax museum and soon must fight to survive and keep from becoming the next exhibit.
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HOUSE OF WAX (2005): Remade in Hell – My Love Letter to the 2000s Horror Remakes
#BrianVanHolt #ChadMichaelMurray #Editorial #ElishaCuthbert #HouseofWax.RemadeinHell #JaredPadalecki #JonAbrahams #ParisHilton #RobertRi’chard

Is this the worst of the mjd-2000s glut of horror remakes? No, certainly not. I still don't understand why they essentially took the name of a Vincent Price classic and melded some of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre creepy family vibe into it, but hey, at least we got the iconic Paris Hilton death scene which I recall getting a dammed near standing ovation in the theatre. Beyond that though, not much to see here.

Is this the worst of the mjd-2000s glut of horror remakes? No, certainly not. I still don't understand why they essentially took the name of a Vincent Price classic and melded some of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre creepy family vibe into it, but hey, at least we got the iconic Paris Hilton death scene which I recall getting a dammed near standing ovation in the theatre. Beyond that though, not much to see here.