A ★★★½ review of Frozen (2010)

Adam Green horror movie that had the title before that annoying Disney movie. Granted, a lot of it is ridiculous and you find yourself poking holes in some of the sequences after the movie ends, but while you're watching you are in the moment and trying not to soil yourself. I don't ski or have anything to do with the snow ever since my nephew Mortimer got eaten by an alligator, but Adam Green works wonders visually since most everything as a white background and you can also see his budget limitations. Snow on super white people = blinding. Even

#Watching LEE CRONIN'S THE MUMMY

The movie would be over in 45 minutes if it weren't for seemingly intelligent people turning into White People In A Horror Movie and doing stupid things that eventually add to the body count.

https://letterboxd.com/noeljpenaflor/film/lee-cronins-the-mummy/

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A ★★★ review of Lee Cronin's The Mummy (2026)

More like Split Diopter's The Mummy, amirite? Gallons of gleeful gore tempered by some of the stupidest horror movie characters (the parents) not part of the stillborn Strangers Trilogy. The movie would be over in 45 minutes if it weren't for seemingly intelligent people turning into White People In A Horror Movie and doing stupid things that eventually add to the body count. You get hints that Mummy tried to get you invested in character, but that would make an already slogging 2 hours and 14 minutes even more tedious so you have to cut that shit and throw some

A ★★ review of Saw 3D (2010)

3d and Saw movies. Too much of both of them in the early 20-teens. The final 56 Saw movies were at least unintentionally funny.

A ★★½ review of Slanted (2025)

Surface level observations abound. Heavy handed dialogue and visuals that assault you in case you weren't being clear on what was going on. Nothing subtle about the movie but at least it's entertaining. Every scene involving what it's like to not be white feels like it's underlined twice and there isn't a character that isn't a stereotype, but there are genuinely funny moments ("It's good to be white") that sneak in despite itself. See it with your favorite POC. As an Asian person watching this--- *mike cuts out*

I've been watching a lot of John Carpenter films lately. Wondering which are people's favourites?

I really love In the Mouth of Madness and Dark Star, also Prince of Darkness and The Thing, and They Live. Those would be my top 5 I think.

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A ★★½ review of Love Object (2003)

Tonally inconsister horror movie about an incel who buys a sex doll that looks like a coworker. Nothing bad can happen after that. Tries using broad humor to make the incel less creepy, but when that fails just goes to standard horror tropes. Udo Kier steals his scenes as an overtly evil landlord. He looks and sounds like he's acting in a different movie. It's a good thing. Rip Torn is in this. Strap in. If you like lonely guys that you wouldn't want to meet in real life, this you might like but not love.

A ★★★ review of Popcorn (1991)

Progress- now all you have to worry about when you go to a movie theater is someone shooting it up. I do wish there was more popcorn. The D in Dee Wallace stands for fun!