A ★★★½ review of Frozen (2010)
Adam Green horror movie that had the title before that annoying Disney movie. Granted, a lot of it is ridiculous and you find yourself poking holes in some of the sequences after the movie ends, but while you're watching you are in the moment and trying not to soil yourself. I don't ski or have anything to do with the snow ever since my nephew Mortimer got eaten by an alligator, but Adam Green works wonders visually since most everything as a white background and you can also see his budget limitations. Snow on super white people = blinding. Even
A ★★★ review of Lee Cronin's The Mummy (2026)
More like Split Diopter's The Mummy, amirite? Gallons of gleeful gore tempered by some of the stupidest horror movie characters (the parents) not part of the stillborn Strangers Trilogy. The movie would be over in 45 minutes if it weren't for seemingly intelligent people turning into White People In A Horror Movie and doing stupid things that eventually add to the body count. You get hints that Mummy tried to get you invested in character, but that would make an already slogging 2 hours and 14 minutes even more tedious so you have to cut that shit and throw some
A ★★ review of Saw 3D (2010)
3d and Saw movies. Too much of both of them in the early 20-teens. The final 56 Saw movies were at least unintentionally funny.
A ★★½ review of Slanted (2025)
Surface level observations abound. Heavy handed dialogue and visuals that assault you in case you weren't being clear on what was going on. Nothing subtle about the movie but at least it's entertaining. Every scene involving what it's like to not be white feels like it's underlined twice and there isn't a character that isn't a stereotype, but there are genuinely funny moments ("It's good to be white") that sneak in despite itself. See it with your favorite POC. As an Asian person watching this--- *mike cuts out*
A ★★ review of Psycho Killer (2026)
A movie as generic as its title. Even more disappointing that it's from the writer of Se7en. Every scene feels like it's a first draft of something that might eventually get better once it stops stealing from other, better movies...like Se7en. The Psycho Killer elicits more yawns than fear. He's so monotone and rote and his ultimate endgame gets the biggest laugh of the movie. You're glad for it because it's the only time during the movie that you actually feel anything other than boredom. The only thing that gets killed is 90 minutes of your life.
A ★★★★ review of Possession (1981)
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#Watching THE DARK AND THE WICKED
Patience pays off as this slo-burn horror movie makes you look at your elderly parents in a different way. Maybe send them to a nursing home sooner rather than later.
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A ★★★½ review of The Dark and the Wicked (2020)
Patience pays off as this slo-burn horror movie makes you look at your elderly parents in a different way. Maybe send them to a nursing home sooner rather than later. I'm not saying, I'm just saying. Cancel all the lemon parties and watch this movie.
Noel J. Penaflor
