This Sleazy 80s Horror Movie Is Completely Unhinged

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Lazar Rockwood stars in Beyond the Seventh Door, 1987

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: FROM DUSK TILL DAWN

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#Watching LEE CRONIN'S THE MUMMY

The movie would be over in 45 minutes if it weren't for seemingly intelligent people turning into White People In A Horror Movie and doing stupid things that eventually add to the body count.

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A ★★★ review of Lee Cronin's The Mummy (2026)

More like Split Diopter's The Mummy, amirite? Gallons of gleeful gore tempered by some of the stupidest horror movie characters (the parents) not part of the stillborn Strangers Trilogy. The movie would be over in 45 minutes if it weren't for seemingly intelligent people turning into White People In A Horror Movie and doing stupid things that eventually add to the body count. You get hints that Mummy tried to get you invested in character, but that would make an already slogging 2 hours and 14 minutes even more tedious so you have to cut that shit and throw some

Psycho II (1983) KILL COUNT

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A ★★ review of Saw 3D (2010)

3d and Saw movies. Too much of both of them in the early 20-teens. The final 56 Saw movies were at least unintentionally funny.

When you regret taking the edibles right before the chiropractor's.

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A ★★½ review of Slanted (2025)

Surface level observations abound. Heavy handed dialogue and visuals that assault you in case you weren't being clear on what was going on. Nothing subtle about the movie but at least it's entertaining. Every scene involving what it's like to not be white feels like it's underlined twice and there isn't a character that isn't a stereotype, but there are genuinely funny moments ("It's good to be white") that sneak in despite itself. See it with your favorite POC. As an Asian person watching this--- *mike cuts out*