A ★★½ review of Ash (2025)

At least it's easy to spell. Or it reminds you of Evil Dead and then when you're halfway through this you could stop watching this and see Evil Dead for the nth time. Cosmic horror directed by Flying Lotus which is also my favorite local Chinese Restaurant that got shut down because of there were cats in the pot stickers. Occasional smatterings of gore doesn't quite make up for the fact that you're as lost as most of the characters. When it (eventually) gets revealed what really happened...you wonder why it was all worth it. It wasn't.

The Monkey (2025) KILL COUNT

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PSYCHO KILLER (2026) Review | Psychotically Silly

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A ★★★½ review of Frozen (2010)

Adam Green horror movie that had the title before that annoying Disney movie. Granted, a lot of it is ridiculous and you find yourself poking holes in some of the sequences after the movie ends, but while you're watching you are in the moment and trying not to soil yourself. I don't ski or have anything to do with the snow ever since my nephew Mortimer got eaten by an alligator, but Adam Green works wonders visually since most everything as a white background and you can also see his budget limitations. Snow on super white people = blinding. Even

This Sleazy 80s Horror Movie Is Completely Unhinged

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Lazar Rockwood stars in Beyond the Seventh Door, 1987

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Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: FROM DUSK TILL DAWN

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