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😀🚲Dec 24

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#Honky

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#DriverAccountability

😀🚲Dec 24

The worst drivers are the entitled brats (esp middle-aged ones) who honk as if you were supposed to jump in the ditch as soon as they wanted to use the half of the street on this side of the uncross-able yellow paint. #advisoryBikeLanes #honky #CarSupremacy

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😀🚲Sep 8, 2025

Why do people even drive in the curb lane on #stroads? I think maybe it's the highway / freeway mentality of staying out of the "passing lane", but then the #honky assholes never seem to conform to that anyway. Would there be less honking if I just bike in the left lane? How about make this a bus lane gov 🙃 #WithDemsLikeThese #orPol #defundDOTs #ODOTGTFOpdx

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😀🚲Sep 8, 2025

Maybe tomorrow drivers won't honk at me for their #transportation department's bad decisions. There's always hope. #honky

😀🚲Jul 23, 2025

#honky drivers need to fuck off into the sun. I don't think they were even honking at me on a bike, but just being completely inconsiderate about who has to hear them illegally honking at whatever slightly-slow/lost left-turning driver in front of them who can't hear it anyway.

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😀🚲Jul 13, 2025

Checking the video, I suppose the operator may have been focused on policing the SUV driver who was already in the process of figuring out what the infrastructure failed to tell them. #ACAB #honky #trafficEngineering

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😀🚲Jul 5, 2025

What's this guy got, like five feet he's afraid to use on the right side of the car? Do you honk at everybody who signals a left turn and already moved out of your way? Learn to drive your BMW challenge. 🙄 got his license back when it was just send a postcard with a nickel taped to it.

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😀🚲Feb 28, 2025

@Karstan that sucks. Maybe you can get them a $165 ticket though (ORS 815.225) #honky

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😀🚲Feb 1, 2025

What if honking at people on bikes was the same as calling the governor's office at (503) 378-4582 to tell her we need ODOT to put up some signs around the #Portland metro area for the outside lanes of #stroads to be for bike/bus/turn-only and maybe splash some red paint around. #Honky #pdxBikes #orPol #ClimateDenial #WithDemsLikeThese #orDems #ODOTGTFOpdx #VisionZero #ClimateAction #BusLanes

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