@lillyfinch Why couldn't it be Liz Truss?

After all, The Queen didn't survive..

#NoKings #HeadOfLettuce

@GottaLaff
"Next time I'm voting for the head of lettuce!" -Republicans probably

#MikeJohnson #HeadOfLettuce

Speaker Mike Johnson vs #headoflettuce.
Can Mike Johnson outlast this head of lettuce?
Day One: October 25, 2023.
Place your bets!
#SpeakerOfTheHouse
#HeadOfLettuce
#MikeJohnson
Our first ever crop of lettuce is growing strong at Grow Space! The lettuce looks great and is growing quickly! #lettuce #lettuces #headoflettuce #hydroponic #nfthydroponics #hydroponicgardens #hydroponicgarden #hydroponicfarming #hydroponicfarm #hydroponiclettuce

https://youtu.be/tXoJd4BoZTQ

More great work from @randyrainbow (hopefully that's him) accurately portraying #KevinMcCarthy and the feckless, brainless, soulless #Repubican party that has fallen so far from the days of Eisenhower that they've managed to make Tricky Dick look good.

Will #McCarthy last longer than #LizTruss ? We'll see! I would be tempted to put my money on the #headoflettuce ...

Speaker of the House - Randy Rainbow Song Parody

YouTube
GOP Rep. George Santos faces FEC complaint in first full week in office

The complaint was filed by the Campaign Legal Center and accuses Santos of illegally using campaign funds for personal expenses.

CBS News
"Ladies and gentlemen start your lettuces!"
Can Kevin McCarthy outlast a head of lettuce?
#kevinmcarthy #HeadOfLettuce #SpeakerOfTheHouse
McCarthy elected speaker; someone grab a head of lettuce. #McCarthy vs #HeadOfLettuce