Mastodawn

It's only two days until voting at the #GortonAndDenton #byelection.

So I thought that the #LabourParty needed some visual assistance. Time to highlight the achievements of #Starmer's Labour government's choice as Ambasador to the United States, who is seen here helping the ##MetropolitanPolice #NetPol with their inquiries.

#Mandelson is such a big-hearted man, always #HappyToHelp the cops, just like he helped out his pal #Epstein!

#Manchester #ukpol

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PSiReN-X

Feb 29, 2024

#JustInCase you're #NotQuiteSure, #CantQuiteRemember (or #JustDontKnow) what a #DestinationWedding is; #IT's an #ExerciseInFutility designed to cause #MaximumDisruption at #MaximumExpense for #AllParticipants (both #Willing and #Unwitting) for #NoClearlyApparentReason...

With #PerformativeOutrage and #TerribleDancing... And #Cake...

#YoureWelcome... | #HappyToHelp

And, #DontForget... #DogsCanLookUp...

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okadaibro Feb 24, 2024

@onemuri I have no quarrel with you brother

#alex-is-alive #happy-to-help!

PSiReN-X

Nov 15, 2023

#BTW: I shall #AlsoAlsoAdd...

#IF you're #QuitePartial to a #RingDoughnut; you can #Thread your #Churros through them for a #TasteSensation...

#IF you don't have #AnyChurros, you can always #Substitute with a #ChocolateEclair... | #SwervingSuggestion

#YoureWelcome | #HappyToHelp

🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | ☕🍩🐻🦄🐻🍩☕

https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110579173628610860

PSiReN-X (@[email protected])

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epocalypse Sep 11, 2023

Phone call from son to say he’s lost in Edinburgh, phone was out of data 🙄. Turns out he was less than 500m from Slateford Road in a straight line, no diversion and then only another 50 or so to his flat. Still finding his way #happytohelp