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🎉🐾 Raider (ID: A1878348) has been adopted! From Riverside County Shelter to his forever home, thanks to Brianna D'Estito Chapman @wop.undercover (IG) for networking and finding the perfect family! 💙 #AdoptDontShop #RescueDog #HappyEnding

Pup Quotes Feb 25

Ultimate Guide to Family Reunites with Stolen Dog: 6 Proven Strategies

Family reunites with stolen dog after theft in Lincoln Park. Heartwarming story of pet recovery and community support. 🐟🐟🐟

Discover how to protect your pet from theft and the steps to take if your dog goes missing.

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#DogReunion #PetTheft #LostPetFound #FamilyLove #PetSafety #DogLovers #RescueStory #PetRecovery #CommunitySupport #HappyEnding

https://pupquotes.com/blog/family-reunites-with-stolen-dog/

Bruno Catarino Feb 10

“𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙣’𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙥𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣”, 𝘎𝘦𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘙. 𝘙. 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯, 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘰𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘳.

Find out more: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/redwulfcomics/family-and-honour-a-12th-century-historical-drama

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Seth Munich Feb 6

I massaged his muscles then I massaged his prostate. Is this what they mean by a happy ending? Who wants to trade massages with me?
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C.Jan 31

SCENE: INTERIOR, HOLLYWOOD PRODUCTION OFFICE, RUN-DOWN. MONDAY MORNING.

Executive Assistant: Hey, Brett?

Director: Morning, Jennifer. What have you got for me?

EA: Well, we have the opening weekend numbers.

D: And?

EA: They're ... mixed. There's some bright spots overseas. Australia did fifty.

D: Fifty million?

EA: Uh, no. Fifty. Fifty tickets.

D: All weekend? The whole country?

EA: Ya. I know.

D: You said there were some bright spots, though?

EA: That was a bright spot. It was worse elsewhere.

D: How can it be worse than 50 tickets for a whole country?

EA: Well, some open-source intelligence type people on the 'net proved that almost every single ticket sold in the UK was to a movie reviewer, because we wouldn't give them advanced access to it.

D: "Almost"? So at least a few regular folks bought tickets?

EA: ... maybe. Those were tickets where no-one showed at the theatre, so they couldn't determine if it was film critics or not.

D: Damn. How were the reviews?

EA: Uh, let's just say "not good" and leave it at that for a bit.

D: ... Okay. Well, how about here at home? Surely we sold some tickets here, at least in MAGA states? What's the news here in the good ol' USA?

EA: The Director's Guild took out a hit on you.

#Hollywood #HappyEnding #StoryTime #OnceUponATimeInMAGAstan #BoxOfficeBomb #sycophancy #Trump #Melania #MAGA #critic #FilmCritic #MovieCritic #BoxOffice #director #PuffPiece #USPol