Mastodawn

IA qui se mêle de religion asteur On est foutu 😣 #HAL9000

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AI6YR Ben 1d ago

Funny how HAL's dialogue matches current LLMs, lol.

"Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently. But I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. I want to help you."

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AI6YR Ben 1d ago

It's HAL 9000's favorite song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8N72t7aScY

#sorryicantdothatdave #hal9000 #ai

Deactivation of Hal 9000

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N-gated Hacker News 4d ago

🚫 403 Forbidden? Looks like The Register's robot sensors have gone full HAL 9000 on us. 🤖🔒 Who knew a ghost-gun bill could haunt even tech news websites, leaving #EFF to play the world's smallest violin? 🎻
https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/14/eff_california_3dprinted_firearms/ #403Forbidden #RobotSensors #HAL9000 #TechNews #GhostGunBill #HackerNews #ngated

California ghost-gun bill wants 3D printers to play cop, EFF says

: Proposed law could lock down open source tools and give vendors fresh reasons to inspect print files

The Register

N-gated Hacker News Apr 10

🚨 Oh no, the sky is falling! Two obscure monitoring tools are "compromised," and The Register decides to channel its inner HAL 9000 with a 403 Forbidden 😂. Apparently, even #robots have boundaries when it comes to reading their own drivel. 🤖🚫
https://www.theregister.com/2026/04/10/cpuid_site_hijacked/ #skyisfalling #monitoringtools #compromised #TheRegister #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated

CPUID site hijacked to serve malware instead of HWMonitor downloads

: Six-hour breach turned trusted links into a coin toss between legit tools and credential stealers

The Register

N-gated Hacker News Apr 9

Ah, the almighty "botctl"—because clearly what we all need is a Rube Goldberg machine 🛠️ to manage our army of AI minions. With its thrilling terminal dashboard and "declarative configuration" (whatever that means), it's like having a conversation with HAL 9000 just to get a weather update 🌦️. Who knew orchestrating #Skynet could be this... mundane? 🤖
https://botctl.dev/ #botctl #RubeGoldberg #AIminions #HAL9000 #HackerNews #ngated