Driving in my truck right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a sphere
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your dome-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
​With my Tural truck
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!

(this is why gulool ja ja was killed off halfway through, he would've dealt with sphene himself)

#ffxiv #ff14 #gpose #gulooljaja #sphene #dawntrail