Dahlia 2 months
Dahlia 4 months
#gsdpuppy

Things I never thought I would say but now I have a dog. Part 2.

"Come here, I want to wipe your b*tth*le.
No wait...scratch that.
Come here, I HAVE to wipe your b*tth*le. I don't want you to think either of us have free will in this situation."

#WritersLife #writer #GSD #GSDPuppy #DogsofMastodon #DogMom #DogGrooming

Things I never thought I would say but now I have a dog. Part 1.

"Is this a toe?"
"Oh my god. Phalanges everywhere!"

#WritersLife #writer #GSD #GSDPuppy #DogsofMastodon #NaturalChews #Gruesome

My dog, Sadie, is way too cute.

#rescue #dogsofmastodon #gsdpuppy

Trying to eat beans on toast on the bed with one hand because the Word Dragon is too scared to be on the other side of the room by herself.
There are... *shudders* ...children outside.
The audacity.
Anyone who says German Shepherds are scary has never spent much time with one, I swear.

#WritersLife #DearDiary #WordDragon #GSDPuppy #gsd #Lunch

As much as I want the Word Dragon to stfu so I can work, my anxiety every time she goes quiet 📈 omg...

#WritersLife #GSDPuppy #NotHelping #DogMom #WFH #DearDiary #RomanceAuthor #AmWriting @mmromance

If you wonder why I've been calling the Word Dragon "Butter Face" lately...🙄

#WritersLife #WordDragon #GSDPuppy #ParentingFail #FFS

The Word Dragon, flanked
by toys and chews, pilfers a
sweet potato. *sighs*

#Haiku #GSDPuppy #GSD #WritersLife #SmallPoems #DearDiary #WordDragon

Here we go! The new #introduction post of some things I might talk about on here!

Mainly…
#mastowriter #romanceauthor #mmromance #darkromance #gayromance #tropes #writerslife #4thewords #reader #lgbtq

But also…
#gsdpuppy #artist #painter #drawing #sketchbook #duolingo #etymology #french #japanese #anime #fandom #fanfic #haiku #autism #film #TV #bl #crimedrama #kdrama #monbebe #crafts #crochet

Also also BLM & Trans Rights are Human Rights. If you disagree, you know where the block button is.