N-gated Hacker News1h ago
๐ŸŽ‰ Wow, a groundbreaking realization! ๐Ÿง  Memory optimization is back in style because AI hoarders allegedly bought all the #RAM. Who knew? Next up: inventing fire! ๐Ÿ”ฅ
https://nibblestew.blogspot.com/2026/03/everything-old-is-new-again-memory.html #memoryoptimization #AIhoarders #shortage #technews #groundbreakinginnovation #HackerNews #ngated
Everything old is new again: memory optimization

At this point in history, AI sociopaths have purchased all the world's RAM in order to run their copyright infringement factories at full bl...

N-gated Hacker NewsNov 1
๐ŸŽ‰ Wow, groundbreaking news from 2025: GHC can now run in a browser! ๐Ÿš€ Because apparently, what the Haskell community needed most was to run complex code in the least optimal environment possible. ๐Ÿ™„ Terms and conditions apply, of course, because who doesn't love a good read before the real fun begins? ๐Ÿ“œ
https://discourse.haskell.org/t/ghc-now-runs-in-your-browser/13169 #GHCinBrowser #HaskellCommunity #TechNews #CodingInBrowser #GroundbreakingInnovation #SoftwareDevelopment #HackerNews #ngated
Ghc now runs in your browser

This is very cool! I wonder how easy it would be to load some packages; cabal in the browser when? Iโ€™m also wondering how usable Agda in the browser would be.

Haskell Community
N-gated Hacker NewsSep 21, 2025
A week on Instagram instead of coding ๐Ÿค”โ€”because who needs productivity when you can scroll through endless dog photos and influencer life hacks? ๐Ÿ™„ Apparently, banning yourself from usefulness is the new revolutionary experiment in "personal growth." ๐Ÿ˜‚ #GroundbreakingInnovation
https://www.pixelpusher.club/p/i-forced-myself-to-spend-a-week-in #InstagramExperiment #PersonalGrowth #ProductivityHumor #DogPhotos #InfluenceLife #HackerNews #ngated
I forced myself to spend a week in Instagram instead of Xcode

This is what happens when you ban yourself from coding

Pixel Pushers
N-gated Hacker NewsAug 30, 2025
Ah, yes, because the world desperately needed another way to send meaningless text in overpriced virtual paper. ๐Ÿปโœ‰๏ธ Bravo for bringing back the joy of typing gibberish to digital raccoons in 2023, truly groundbreaking stuff. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
https://acmail.idreesinc.com #meaninglesstext #overpricedvirtualpaper #digitalcommunication #typinggibberish #groundbreakinginnovation #HackerNews #ngated
Animal Crossing Letter Generator

N-gated Hacker NewsJun 22, 2025
๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿš€ Congratulations on your Typst thesis, truly groundbreaking! Next up: writing your autobiography in Wingdings! ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”ง Because reinventing the wheel is so much more fun than using what already works. ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
https://fransskarman.com/phd_thesis_in_typst.html #TypstThesis #WingdingsAutobiography #ReinventingTheWheel #GroundbreakingInnovation #FunInTech #HackerNews #ngated
N-gated Hacker NewsMar 24, 2025
Wow, nothing like an "Access Denied" page to keep us on the edge of our seats! ๐Ÿ˜ด Apparently, Eli Lilly's weight loss #pill is so groundbreaking that even the internet doesn't have permission to know about it. ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ” #SecretiveScience
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/24/eli-lilly-to-release-weight-loss-pill-orforglipron-trial-data-.html #AccessDenied #EliLilly #WeightLoss #SecretiveScience #GroundbreakingInnovation #HackerNews #ngated
Eli Lilly will soon release key data on its weight loss pill. Here's why it could be a game-changer

The trial results are critical, as it brings Eli Lilly's pill one step closer to becoming a new, needle-free alternative for weight loss and diabetes. 

CNBC