I... I can't tell, are they a real techpriest or not!?

THE LIST MUST GROW

Ain't communication grand? (CW: KYS joke)

No, I'm sure we're all good loyal servants of the Corpse-Emperor here!

Yes, **I** am Alpharius!

Quoi?!

Someone at Gee Dubs was writing with one hand down their pants

When in danger, call on me/And I will equalize!

YOUR WARPSTONE BELONGS TO ME-ME!

CYCLE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD! (BolterToKokoro)