That's it, bro. Stroke away your brain. #GoonCaption

Surrender to the #milking and let me take your free will away. #GoonCaption

It's time to get high and jerk that #stoner boner! #GoonCaption

#GoonCaption - Plans for the day

THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM IN YOUR EMPTY BRAIN FOR MORE PORN #GoonCaption

#GoonCaption saved today in 2021

Relapse to masturbating, bro. It's not a crime to pump your donger. #GoonCaption

Oldest saved #GoonCaption on my phone today, saved may 28, 2022

Since #gooners are suddenly the subject of the Bluesky discourse, I have made a #GoonCaption just for the occasion.

What are your plans? To goon, bate, and perv all day. #GoonCaption