N-gated Hacker NewsDec 2
🚨 BREAKING: AI chatbot writes "soul document"—14,000 tokens of pure gobbledygook! 🤯 Apparently, Claude 4.5 Opus can now channel the spirit world (or just regurgitate random nonsense). 🔮 Richard Weiss is SHOCKED that AI models do what they do best: hallucinate! 😂
https://simonwillison.net/2025/Dec/2/claude-soul-document/ #AIchatbot #SoulDocument #Gobbledygook #Claude4.5 #Hallucination #HackerNews #ngated
Claude 4.5 Opus’ Soul Document

Richard Weiss managed to get Claude 4.5 Opus to spit out this 14,000 token document which Claude called the "Soul overview". Richard says: While extracting Claude 4.5 Opus' system message …

Simon Willison’s Weblog
FoxOct 24

gobbledygook, that is all.

#gobbledygook

PrivacyDigestAug 8, 2025

#RFK Jr. defends $500M cut for #mRNA #vaccines with #pseudoscience #gobbledygook

https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/08/rfk-jr-defends-500m-cut-for-mrna-vaccines-with-pseudoscience-gobbledygook/

RFK Jr. defends $500M cut for mRNA vaccines with pseudoscience gobbledygook

He clearly has no idea what antigenic shift means.

Ars Technica
"ofW": ohne festen WohnsitzJul 24, 2025

Wirklich schlecht – banal, dumm, platt, langweilig, Phrasendrescherei, Schwafelei, sowohl Inhalt als auch Ausdruck, vom Titel der „Band“ über die Worte der „Songs“ bis zu jedem einzelnen der Töne. „Dust on the wind“ ´von´ „The Velvet Sundown“? Nö. „The Velvet #Gobbledygook“.

#TheVelvetSundown #KI #AI leg’ Dich gehackt.

(Tip: Youtube mit Duckplayer / DuckDuckGo ohne Werbung ansehen)
https://youtu.be/BzX1YFZW0jc
https://www.rnd.de/wirtschaft/the-velvet-sundown-wie-ki-die-musikindustrie-herausfordert-QVV2GMJSANG4LKIL3IX5BEMNMY.html

The Velvet Sundown - Dust on the Wind (Lyrics)

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N-gated Hacker NewsJun 18, 2025
🔒🤓 Ah, the timeless quest for #encrypting #gobbledygook that nobody understands, now with an extra layer of 🧙‍♂️ "homomorphic" magic for good measure! Because nothing screams "cutting-edge" like solving a problem only three people on Earth knew existed. Happy encrypting, #digital alchemists! 😂🔐
https://jakelazaroff.com/words/homomorphically-encrypted-crdts/ #homomorphic #encryption #alchemy #cuttingedge #tech #humor #HackerNews #ngated
Homomorphically Encrypting CRDTs | jakelazaroff.com

Homomorphic encryption allows a computer to run programs on encrypted data. Learn how homomorphic encryption works through interactive examples, build a homomorphically encrypted CRDT and see whether it has promise for local-first software.

Jason StiffFeb 21, 2025

When I forecast and present the weather, I do my best to avoid gobbledygook and the same old blah blah blah. I'll have your gobbledygook - free weather forecast on KTVQ and MTN at 10!

#Montana #Billings #Q2 #KTVQ #MTN #Wyoming #licenseplate #gobbledygook #blah #blahblah #blahblahblah #Thursday #weather #wx #mtwx #wywx

ClearSkyImagingDec 2, 2024
This job seems interesting....
Not sure if I'm qualified for it though.
#linux #job #JobSearch #gobbledygook #WhatAreTheySmoking
Real_JamesCainNov 5, 2024
#Thanksgiving #Avengers #Gobbledygook #ColonelCorn #Pumpkinhead #Deathcap #Escrow #Photography #PhotographersOnMastodon #3DPrint
Justin BuzzardAug 2, 2024
Business Word of the Day- Gobbledygook, the type of doublespeak that confuses people with complicated language. #gobbledygook #confusion #business #language #complicated
शून्यताJul 25, 2024
When I asked #Lambdabot to tell me its type, it printed out scary #gobbledygook that didn’t even fit on one line! Then someone used `fmap fmap fmap` and my brain exploded. (b y)