Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

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I've always thought the Patrician is a party animal. Can you imagine waking up next day and remembering all those witty things you said and did, and then realising that he was listening?

Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett

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"Sometimes I really think people ought to have to pass a *proper* exam before they're allowed to be parents. Not just the practical, I mean."

Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

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"He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at."

Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

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"Real children don't go hoppity-skip unless they are on drugs."

Susan, the ultimate sensible governess
Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

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They may have been ugly. they may have been evil. But when it came to poetry in motion, the Things had all the grace and coordination of a deck-chair.

Meet the creatures from the Dungeon Dimensions
Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

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"Stuck? You're an *alien*," said Johnny. "Aliens don't get stuck in air ducts. It's practically a well-known fact."

Terry Pratchett, Only You Can Save Mankind

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