Ran out to get some stuff to make lunch and got "he... Um... She'd" at Target.
My 6 y/o got a haircut today and she wanted it cut in a shoulder length bob, just like my wife's hair.
Kiddo and I went to the haircut place and she was so excited to see the final result. She exclaimed with joy, "Oh my gosh I love it it's just like Mom's!"
I'm standing there smiling, with my long hair, cute dress, and makeup. The stylist looks at me and I can see the wheels turning. Then I see the wheels jam as she makes a weird face, and then laughs uncomfortably.
Internally I was ABSOLUTELY CACKLING in chaotic queer.
I confused another straight. Soooo worth it.
Just confused the hell out of the cart attendant at the grocery store by simply existing.
"Excuse me.... Ssssss....sssssiiiirrRRR??"
"Hi, what's up?"
"Do you need help with your groceries?"
"No, I'm good. But thank you."
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