Got fed up with the dishwasher leaving a thin film of nastiness on everything, so I took it apart to see what the problem was. 😲😱🤢💀

I found something worthy of the X Files inside. It’s gone now, thank Thor, but it will haunt my dreams.

#biohazard #slime #bacteria #gelatinous #diy #deepclean #dishwashers

"Personally, I love #gelatinous #zooplankton."

By-the-wind sailors have returned to #California beaches
https://www.sfgate.com/california-parks/article/by-the-wind-sailors-wash-up-california-beaches-19018810.php

characters belonging to a person called Henshiinart, both of whom wear baseball shirts, which is apparently all the justification that I require

#baseball #pokeball #paintroller #gelatinous #cavern

Our newest small game, Polis, has just been released! It's a beautiful little #ttrpg where you create the seed of a settlement and watch it grow over time into a city. You take turns to make changes to the city, and the whole group then makes the city react, like a living thing.

Polis is available on our Patreon. If you join now you also get #Gelatinous, a #solo #journaling #ttrpg of dungeon snacking and mapping where you live life as a gelatinous cube.

https://www.patreon.com/blackarmada

#Gelatinous day 6. I fall into darkness. When I land I am in a straight corridor which I follow, until I find a creature. Round. Tiny tentacle-like protuberances. Many eyes. It is badly wounded, too weak to fight me. It tastes soft, creamy. Its eyes pop delightfully inside me.

Today's dungeon snack was a barely-alive beholder! I wonder who killed it. To represent this dungeon food I ate boiled eggs, the most eye-like thing I had in the cupboard.

#Gelatinous day 5. I flow through the waters for a time, before discovering dry land. I feel the breeze of a large open space. It is filled with shapes that feel alive, but taste cold and dead. There is one creature here worth consuming though. It tastes like chicken.

Today's dungeon snack was a barely-alive cockatrice, and some tasty Love Corn.

As a reminder, #Gelatinous will be coming to the Black Armada Patreon in the next week or two.

https://www.patreon.com/blackarmada