Gamer Logic: Why walk when I can…

In real life, I am able to walk in straight line, without feeling the need to leap into the air every two seconds. I can park my car between the white lines; I have no impulse to roll out of the ca…

Gamer Peak

Non-gamer: Oh look! A shooting star, make a wish!

Every TTRPG party: Alright. We’re going to need paper and pen, a dictionary, and at least 30 minutes.

Non-gamer: The star’s already gone.

Every TTRPG party: it’s probably for the best.

#gamerlogic #ttrpg #gaming #dnd #wish

Level 2 Rogue: [steals from the party and NPCs constantly]

DM: So I guess we're taking the Thief subclass when you level up?

Level 2 Rogue: what? pfft no. I'm clearly an Assassin!

DM: Yeah, okay.

#NotAllRogues #ThatOnePlayer #gamerlogic #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons #DnD5e