Non-gamer: Oh look! A shooting star, make a wish!
Every TTRPG party: Alright. We’re going to need paper and pen, a dictionary, and at least 30 minutes.
Non-gamer: The star’s already gone.
Every TTRPG party: it’s probably for the best.
Non-gamer: Oh look! A shooting star, make a wish!
Every TTRPG party: Alright. We’re going to need paper and pen, a dictionary, and at least 30 minutes.
Non-gamer: The star’s already gone.
Every TTRPG party: it’s probably for the best.
Level 2 Rogue: [steals from the party and NPCs constantly]
DM: So I guess we're taking the Thief subclass when you level up?
Level 2 Rogue: what? pfft no. I'm clearly an Assassin!
DM: Yeah, okay.
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