A husband wrote a funny song asking someone to hire his unemployed wife. It paid off.

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/husband-writes-a-funny-song-asking-for-someone-to-hire-his-unemployed-wife-and-it-worked

#FelineFriday #music.

I'm Too Sexy For My Fur - Dusty Douglas
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pXDHmF5JxI0

Lyrics:

I'm too sexy for my fluff
Too sexy for my fluff
So don't pet me too rough
I'm too sexy for my fur
Too sexy for my fur
So sexy meow
And I'm too sexy for dry food
Too sexy for dry food
Feed me wet food
And I'm too sexy for inside
I want to go outside
Let me back inside
I’m too sexy for this chair
Too sexy for this chair
So I shed everywhere
I'm a feline, you know what I mean
And I make my little biscuits on the catwalk
On the catwalk, meow, on the catwalk, meow
Oh I make my little biscuits on the catwalk, hiss
I'm too sexy for my ears
Too sexy for my ears
Been too sexy for years
And I'm too sexy for my tail
Too sexy for my tail
They should throw me in jail
It’s filled with litter that smells so pristine
Oh I’m gonna do a little digging in my catbox
In my catbox, meow, in my catbox, meow
I’m gonna do a little digging in my catbox, hiss
Too sexy for my purr
Too sexy for my rawr
Too sexy for my furr
It’s my litter, I’ll do as I please
Gonna cover up my business in my catbox
But I might not, meow, but I might not, meow
Gonna leave unfinished business in my catbox, hiss
I'm too sexy for my human
Too sexy for my human
Poor stupid, poor stupid man
I'm too sexy for my fluff
Too sexy for my fluff
So don't pet me too rough
And I'm too sleepy for this song yawn.

#CaturdayEveryday #Cats #Felines #MusicVideo #ParodySongs #FunnySongs #CatLovers #CatContent #FediCats #AllCatsAllDay #MusicToMeowTo

Theme for #JukeboxFridayNight on Friday 1 August 2025 = ?

Thinking of Tom Lehrer, RIP can we share songs or music that make us laugh or smile?

Suggestions so far
#FunnySongs #SatiricalSongs
#SongsThatMakeUsSmile

Other themes you'd prefer also welcome.

JFN to kick off around 5pm NZST

Usually, I just post memes. But this past Saturday, the very funny Mr. #TomLehrer passed away at the age of 97. He was a composer, singer, comedian, mathematician, teacher-- and inventor of the Jello Shot. He also wrote educational songs for childrens TV, such as for #TheElectricCompany and #SchoolhouseRock .

So this week, one #HootinTootinTuesday includes a link to a compilation of some of his catchiest and most hilarious music.

#Satire #Satirist #Comedian #Comedians #StandUp #1970sTV #1960sMusic #Retro
#DrDemento #Comedy #FunnySongs #RIP #RIPTomLehrer #PoisoningPigeons #TheElementsSong #TheVaticanRag #JelloShots #JelloShot

https://youtu.be/9p5kY4UjGdk?si=3Ir74jRpf69WFHpp