The #Tesla #Cybertruck is a flop.

The Cybertruck sold a total of around 55,000 units so far, with many of the latter sales propped up by SpaceX buying a bunch, because retail purchases have collapsed.

In contrast, the Ford Edsel, the poster boy for automotive¹ flops, sold 116,000 units between 1957 and 1959; that is, the Edsel sold twice as many units as the Cybertruck.

It’s even funnier when we realize that the US population in 1957 was *half* what it is today. So on a per-capita basis, the Cybertruck sold only a QUARTER as well as the Edsel.

#wankpanzer #incelCamino #fuckTesla

¹ To be clear, we are comparing mass-market consumer cars, not limited-edition bespoke units for rich buyers.

https://electrek.co/2026/04/16/tesla-cybertruck-spacex-1279-q4-sales-inflated/

Tesla Cybertruck sales inflated: SpaceX bought 1,279 units

S&P Global Mobility data confirms SpaceX bought 1,279 Cybertrucks in Q4 2025 — 18% of US registrations — inflating Tesla sales by over $100M.

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@fschaap En daarbij, het blijft een Muskiaanse Swasticar. #FuckTesla
Onderzoek naar bijna drie miljoen zelfrijdende Tesla's na ongelukken

De Amerikaanse verkeerstoezichthouder is begonnen met een onderzoek naar 2,9 miljoen Tesla's. Het onderzoek volgt na verschillende meldingen van fouten bij de functie waarmee de auto's zelfstandig kunnen rijden.

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I'm ninjaing up again for more targeted actions. Tonight, we are targeting a few local #Tesla charging stations. Cutting wires & shutting them the fuck down.
Own a Tesla? Go fucking cry to someone who cares about your tears. Not me. I have zero sympathies. Don't buy a Tesla, fuckers.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OThh0YG_T5w&pp=iggCQAE%3D

#FuckElon #FuckTesla #FuckPrivilegedMuthafuckers #ShutEmDown #PowerOut #CutItOff #PublicEnemy #Music #GenX #LetsGo #FuckTheSystem #PowerOut #TakeOutTesla

Shut Em Down

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What could be better for a society than having its AI army of robots paid for by citizens?

One transmission of code updating firmware and the commander in-tech can immediately conscript carbon fibre, aluminum, microchips, and motor muscles to act as our ICE warriors against the woke mind virus, the wrong color of skin, or ideology suppressing any dissent against the dictator’s agenda for astronomically and exponentially increasing profits for shareholders of the Epstein class of Broligarchs commanding humanity to their will.

#FuckTesla
#EndTheBroligarchy
https://www.evshift.com/409462/has-teslas-iphone-moment-arrived-3/

Has Tesla’s ‘iPhone Moment’ Arrived? - EVSHIFT

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If anyone's wondering, despite Elon's outburst of psychotic dissociation from reality in today's announcement - see above - Tesla stock climbed $3.41 in after-hours trading.

#xAI #ai #spaceX #musk #ElonMusk #FuckElon #FuckMusk #FuckElonMusk #fascism #tesla #FuckTesla

THESE ARE THE WORST FUCKING CARS

https://m.ai6yr.org/@ai6yr/115784426490650617

seriously click it's a wankpanzer story

#fuckTesla #fuckElonMusk

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Attached: 2 images Oh my. 🤭 (Original post on FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/882884686484337/posts/1363965061709628 ) #cybertruck #accident #tesla

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A TRILLION DOLLARS is 4 MILLION $250,000 homes. #FuckTesla #FuckElonMusk

I’m sorry, but I don’t think that sticker actually works.

#fuckTesla #cars

Tesla Has the Highest Fatal Accident Rate of All Auto Brands, Study Finds

Tesla vehicles suffer fatal accidents at a rate that's twice the industry average, according to a new report from iSeeCars that uses U.S. Fatality Analysis Reporting System data.

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