On this day exactly 15 years ago I was incredibly offended by people claiming pregnancy as an April fool's joke after having almost died from a "spontaneous abortion" the medical term for a miscarriage, or a pregnancy loss that almost took me out with it.

And so was Christy(well no she was offended by me being pregnant at all). Hey Christy. Fuck you, dude. Remember to walk down the street, not across it, bitch, like you told my fucking friends and I.

#aprilfoolsbutforreal #Ialmostdied #fuckiamold

I'm not growing up .. I'm just burning out ... #FuckIAmOld

Almost 30 years since Dookie was released ... #GreenDay

Wenn ich mit unseren Azubis über den Wu-Tang-Clan rede, ist das für die, wie wenn mein Vadder mit mir über die Beatles redet.

#fuckiamold