Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A miserable morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, melting snow splats from the sky. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I saw hedgehogs last night, so they're NOT hibernating. I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker brazenly kidnapped the leader of another country, and is stealing their oil, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a terrorist state. ICE murdering innocent people is the rule, not the exception.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Would you have gone to Nazi Germany in 1936 to see the Olympics? Would you travel to Nazi AmeriKKKa in 2026 to watch football?
#FuckFIFA

"The #FIFA Peace Prize is presented annually on behalf of the billions of football-loving people from around the world to a distinguished individual who exemplifies an unwavering commitment to advancing peace and unity throughout the world through their notable leadership and action."

Imagine using words like that about Donald and then expecting the world to take you seriously.

#FuckFIFA

It's Sports Night on The Masked Singer. Songs made famous from various World Cups. 🙄

#FuckFIFA ⚽

The King, some guy in a chimp suit, then dressed up Mardi Gras style with rainbow feathers, sings Ricky Martin - Cup Of Life. Badly.

#TheMaskedSinger